I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Randomize
