you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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