he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
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