So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
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