i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
