You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Do plants get herpes?
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