Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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