its not stalking. its research.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
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