why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
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