What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
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