yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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