Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
