like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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