so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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