The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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