drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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