i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I'm eating all of the evidence.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Panties = found
Randomize
