He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
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