How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
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