we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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