your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
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