Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
We left an ass print on the piano.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Randomize
