He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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