right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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