He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
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