Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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