I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
it glows. i had to have it.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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