I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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