I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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