I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
You took a bar mat shot.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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