i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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