yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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