Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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