how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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