The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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