At least make sure they are 18
Why
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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