Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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