I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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