If i come over, it means nothing
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Randomize
