just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I deserve this hangover.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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