At least make sure they are 18
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it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
The struggles of a small town man whore
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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