nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Randomize
