How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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