don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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