is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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