I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
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