do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
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