Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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