Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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