I showed him my bush... on skype.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
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