drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Randomize
