I love black thongs
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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