Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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