If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
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